The Book of Accidents
The Book of accidents: designed for young children. New Haven : S. Babcock, Sidney’s press, 1831.
And it only gets worse . . .
Read the entire book online: http://beinecke.library.yale.edu/dl_crosscollex/getSETS.asp?ITEM=2013671
That title is OUTSTANDING! Take it to the local park and read it ostentatiously in front of parents near a playground. And whistle. Ha!
W.O.W. it’s the original Gashlycrumb Tinies